墓地为什么要建围墙？
(1)
- Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?
- Because people are dying to get in there.
【小编注】
该笑话的重点在于dying，此处为一语双关，既表示人快死了，也表示人非常想要做什么。你想啊：既然大家都争着抢着要进墓地，所以当然得建围墙了，否则想进就进，不是很快会人满为患了吗？！唉！这年头，死都死不起啊！
(2)
A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.
The surprised girl said, “What was that?”
The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”
The girl slapped him soundly.
“What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.
“Customer feedback.”
【小编注】
该笑话的幽默之处在于direct marketing和customer feedback的绝妙呼应：既然色男对你以非礼熊抱的借口进行“直接行销”，那你就还他一个大嘴巴子，告诉他，这就是“客户反馈”。好机智的女子！
(3)
- “Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?”
- “No, how?”
- “I’ll tell you tomorrow.”
【小编注】
如何激发傻瓜的好奇心？听上去应该是有难度的，毕竟傻瓜可能都不知道你在说什么。接着，话锋一转：明天告诉你答案！唉，被问者瞬间成了傻瓜！
(4)
- “Darling, can I go out in this dress?”
- “Yes, dear. It’s already dark out.”
【小编注】
如果你精心打扮了半天，结果身边的那位是这样回答你的，建议你直接给他一大嘴巴子，然后就此甩了他！
(5)
- A man drops his phone on a concrete floor. The phone is fine, no damage. How come?
- He had it on airplane mode.
【小编注】
该笑话的重点在于玩概念：飞行模式嘛！那就是说手机会飞的喽，所以不会摔着啦！
(6)
One twin to the other: "You are ugly."
【小编注】
兄弟，我们都是半斤八两，何必互掐呢！我丑，你还能漂亮吗？！
(7)
Joke for mothers:
When your first child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you take it to a doctor.
When your second child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you spit on a hankie and clean it.
When your third child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you wonder whether it still needs lunch.
【小编注】
当妈的心理变化：头胎，母爱泛滥，对小孩呵护有加；二胎，保姆心态，脏了擦擦就行；三胎，滚犊子，既然吃过了，中饭就免了！
(8)
- What do driving and dating have in common?
- Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
【小编注】
无论是开车，还是赶去约会，只要是超速了，警察就得追！
(9)
An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:
"Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember. If it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your family."
【小编注】
如今，小年轻的生活压力原本就不小，要是再添几个老人，日子就没法过了。所以，儿子啊，别老想着念着要我早点死，好好给我动刀子，否则要是我一蹬腿走了，你妈就得上你家住、上你家吃、上你家拉了！听完这个，你敢不好好做手术吗？！
(10)
Women go on a diet on three occasions:
- When they break up with a guy;
- When they meet a new guy;
- On Mondays.
【小编注】
和男人分手了，是因为对方嫌自己胖，所以得减肥，回头让他看到自己的魔鬼身材，悔死他！
遇上新猎物了，就得注意保持身材了，争取让他爱死自己的魔鬼身材！
今天是周一了，一定要下定决心了，新的一天，开始减肥！没过几天，又开始吃上了，所以又得从周一开始了！
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