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1、结婚那么多年了，老婆在厨房唯一做过的事就是在我伤口撒盐。

Having been married for so many years, the only thing my wife has done in the kitchen is to sprinkle salt on my wound.

2、能不能给我发一毛钱，免得以后我们一毛钱关系都没有。

Can you give me a dime, so that we don't have a dime relationship in the future.

3、我中了五步蛇毒，现在走了四步了，麻烦借一步说话。

I've been poisoned by the five step snake. Now I've taken four steps. Please take one step to talk.

4、我不减肥是因为我想卡在你心里。

I don't lose weight because I want to be stuck in your heart.

5、世界上有两种人最让人着迷，一种是我这样的，一种是像我这样的。

There are two kinds of people in the world who are most fascinating, one is me, the other is people like me.

6、一机在手，天长地久，机不在手，魂都没有。

A mobile phone in hand, forever, mobile phone is not in hand, soul is not.

7、一直等着幸福来敲门，等了这么多年，还没来敲门，我家是不是住得有点偏？

Have been waiting for happiness to knock on the door, waiting for so many years, has not come to knock on the door, my home is not a bit partial?

8、总说我嘴硬，你不亲一下，怎么知道软不软呢？

I always say I have a hard tongue. How can I know if I'm soft if you don't kiss me?

9、我发现一个问题，我喜欢和长得好看的人讲话，怪不得我老是自言自语。

I found a problem, I like to talk with good-looking people, no wonder I always talk to myself.

10、地铁上说禁止携带易燃易爆品，我默默下车了，因为我可爱到爆。

The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammables and explosives. I got off the train silently because I was so cute.

11、如果你能读懂我的奇奇怪怪，那你一定会像我一样可可爱爱。

If you can read my strange, then you will be as lovely as me.

12、打败我的不是天真，是天真热。

It's not naive that beat me, it's hot.

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