男人悄悄嫉妒女人的6件事
Things Women Do
That Make Men
Secretly Jealous
女人让男人悄悄嫉妒的那些事
（本文音标全为KK音标）
这里采访了一些男人的回答
Adam:
Their bathrooms sound like country clubs, where they have antechambers, couches, settees and scents from four corners of the globe billowing in a sort of social gathering atmosphere.
她们的洗手间就像乡村俱乐部一样，有前厅，有沙发，有长沙发，还有来自全球四个角落的味道构成的社交气氛。
▼国外的女卫生间这么豪华么....
* antechamber /ˈæntɪtʃembɚ/
* country club 美国乡村俱乐部(有户外运动、社交活动设备的郊区俱乐部)
* atmosphere n. 气氛
Peter:
I'm super jealous that girls can go to bathroom with someone all the time. I think it'd be pretty cool if on a double date I could just look over my buddy: "Yo, dude, come with me!"
我超级嫉妒女生可以随时一起上厕所。如果在一个“双约会”上，我可以跟那哥们儿说：“走，我们去上厕所”，这肯定很酷。
* double date 两对男女一起的约会
Jack:
In the beginning of a relationship, the woman is not expected to pay for a thing.
在一段感情开始的时候，女性并没有要求为任何东西买单。
Leo:
I'm walking down the street with my boys, ready to go to the club. We see thing long line and we can't get through. And the girls just easily walk by, free, nothing!
在街上和我几个哥们儿一起，要去俱乐部。我们得排长长的队，而女生自由通行，免费！什么都不用付！
Sam:
I'm super jealous of long flowy hair, how they can flip it, and move it around. And it's just so luxurious, beautiful and silky.
我超级嫉妒长长的飘动的头发，她们能随意甩动。多么奢侈，漂亮，丝滑啊！
Joe:
Not that guys can't have long hair, but I tried it once it didn't work out so well for me.
不是说男人不能留长头发，只是我尝试过一次，结果不怎么好...
Steven:
When it comes to fashion, those leggings, those look like the most comfortable thing in the world.
时尚方面，那些legging，看起来是世界上最舒适的东西了！
leather legging 皮legging▼
* 词典翻译legging为“绑腿”，“裹腿”，我觉得都不恰当，大家看图哈，这就是一个皮的legging。
Harold:
Women can turn almost anything into clothes. There are things that just look like curtains, that can be women's clothes. And I'm just stuck with jeans.
女人可以把任何东西变成衣服。有些像窗帘一样的布，也可以是女人的衣服。而我，就耗着这条牛仔裤。
Lee:
I'm also very jealous of women having a bigger section in clothing stores. Because that's basically telling men that: you don't have to look well, you don't have to care that much about your appearance as women. No matter what gender you are, everybody likes SALES!
我非常嫉妒服装店里，女生衣服的展示柜要多一些。这就等于在给男人们说：你没必要那么好看，没必要想女人那样关注自己的外貌。不管你是什么性别，每个人都喜欢大甩卖！
* sales [selz] n. 大甩卖
BUT 但是
Leo:
Women have to deal with a lot of crap. They don't get enough credit for all that they do.
女人要面对的事情太多。并且对自己默默的付出并没有得到应有的赞扬和回报。（家务，生孩子等...）
Jack:
This constant pressure to look a certain way.
那种随时要注意自己仪容仪表的压力。
Steven:
A general idea that you don't feel safe walking alone.
常识告诉你，一个人在街上走感觉不安全。
Max:
Inequality factor.
不平等的因素。
Lee:
And also the whole period thing.
还有大姨妈。
....
还有好多好多,
所以，好好呵护你身边的女生，她们真的很不容易。