大家一起来翻译|毕业那点儿破事
（Monday）
编者按：今天，鉴于上期大家一起当翻译栏目深受好评，小编决定——继续燥起来！（撒花！）翻译一下《毕业那点儿破事》。当然，为了减轻压力（确定不是增加难度），又邀@艾玛利亚 用我们中华民族不屈不挠的精神，直（生硬）（翻译）译了此篇充（不）满（忍）欢（直）乐（视）的《毕业那点儿破事》……
不知道@艾玛莉亚能不能超越自己~
请各位书友在阅读之后，热情洋溢地留（吐）言（槽）。当然，如果您知道正确且地道的翻译，请一定让小编知道！让小编知道！让小编知道！
言归正传，请开始您愉（崩）快（溃）的阅读时光……
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又到一年一季的毕业季，每当这个时候，妹子我一想起单身汪马上就要多起来，我就抑制不住我内心的狂喜。
To the graduation of time once a year. When at this time, I was very happy. Because single people too more.
想想当初进校门的不懂世事，到如今随时上车的老司机，不禁想起一本书——《从0到1》，请让妹子我在这里打一个广告。
At the beginning into the school, still don't understand, but now it is veteran people, it is like a book——《zero to one》.
广告插播完毕，如果你以为在这样就结束，那你就大错特错，套路玩的深，谁把谁当真。
In After the advertising, if you think just it is, your are wrong. Every thing is a scam.
妹子想不通每次毕业季，为什么都有这么多人哭得这么伤心，究竟为咩呀？
I don’t know why are they cry, Why? Who know？
本来毕业是一件挺开心的事，想一想毕业就大家就各奔东西，你讨厌的人，你他妈在也看不见了，想到这里，妹子不禁放声大笑三声。
Graduation is so happy. We each rush thing. You don't like of the person is not here, you can't see him. AS a girl, I’m happy.
你爱的人虽然离你而去，但是谁又知道TA究竟有没有爱你，毕竟是你的走不掉，不是你的留不下？
your lover don’t here,but does he love you? After all, love the one who is, won't you go, don’t love you of people don’t leave.
再来说说别的，总说毕业等于失业，妹子在这里就想说，你他妈手高眼低，老是想着毕业就拿好几万一个月，活该你失业！
They often complain that graduation means joblessness. But I think you are asking for it. Hand eye high low, always thinking about graduation take tens of thousands a month.
别说妹子站着说话不腰疼，毕竟妹子也是从校园里面走出来的人，我承认找好工作很难，特别难，但是找工作不难，我也想找那种轻松，钱多，又没什么责任的工作啊！如果有，请你介绍给我好吗?
Don't say that me, after all, I is also out of school, I admit to find a good job is difficult, particularly difficult, but to look for a job is easy, I also want to find that kind of easy, more money, and no responsibility for work!If your have it, please tell me.
毕业代表成人，如果连自己的责任都无法承担，那你别说毕业，干脆回娘胎吧！
On behalf of the adult graduation, if even cannot afford to own responsibility, not only you don't graduate, also just back to become a baby!
妹子的确有点小激动，妹子讨厌那种失败还给自己找借口的人，就酱紫。来，让我说点愉快的。
I did a little excited, I hate the kind of person who back to find their own excuse for failure.
Come on, let me say something pleasant.
毕业不是悲伤，不是哭泣，应该是人生一个转折点，是一个告别点。告别青春的岁月，应该是伤感中带一点憧憬，遗憾中带一点希望。
Graduation is not sad, not cry, it should be a turning point in life, is a farewell.Bid farewell to the youth, should be moved with vision, with a little hope in his regret.
Ci cu nan du tai gao,wo jing li la. Jiu zhe yang ba.
毕业首当其冲就是毕业照的故事。（The first is a story of graduation photo.）
这是妹子见过关于毕业照最全的答案了（This is according to the most comprehensive answer about graduation photo of I've ever seen）
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鉴于有侵权的嫌疑，所以照片就不一一展示了如果大家有兴趣，可以去看看，也可以发来给有书，让我们一起见证你们毕业了。推荐大家看看山东大学，中山大学，湘雅医学院的毕业照，超级棒！（In view of the suspected of infringement, so pictures not show one by one if you are interested, can go to have it, can also be sent to it, let us together witness you graduate.Recommend you take a look at shandong university, sun yat-sen university, xiangya medical college graduation photo, super good!Ci chu wei luan fan yi，wo bu fu ze dui cuo!）
还说一句送给所有的毕业生。不要以为毕业等于失业，外面的世界虽然残酷，但是美好，不负青春，勇往前行，毕竟你还年轻。（Also say to all the graduates. Do not think that graduation is equal to the unemployment and the outside world's harsh, but beautiful, not youth, brave go forward, after all, you are still young.）
不要因为所有的稳定，放弃你生命中的无限可能，要知道你所谓的稳定，不过是虚度光阴。
就酱紫，白了个白（Don't give up because all the stability, the possibilities of your life, you know your so-called stable, but is a waste of time.bye）
如果你有毕业照，想跟我们分享，请联系我们，我在有书等你。关注有书，发送“毕业照”+图片即可。期待你的毕业，曾有参与过（Thanks for sending the graduation photos.
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每月共读一本英文原著，一年共读十二本英文原著
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每天进步0.01，愿一年后的你，感谢今天的自己
—共读书籍简介—
《Zero to One》涉及哲学、历史、经济等多元领域，解读世界运行的脉络，分享商业与未来发展的落实。该书将帮助我们思考从0到1的秘密，在意想不到之处发现价值与机会。
值得关注的是，这本《Zero to One》绝非学术讨论或者思想大师们的论战，自问世起，它的影响就迅速超越了投资圈，在美国亚马逊图书畅销总榜上跻身前列。