赞爆朋友圈的沙雕文案，调皮有趣，开心一整天

1、看见你说胃疼，我瞬间拿出止痛药给我自己吃，我怕我会心疼你。

See you say stomachache, I instantly take out painkillers to myself to eat, I am afraid I will love you.

2、你们家用的是什么网啊？为什么我家的网不能够网恋？

What kind of net do you use? Why can't my home net fall in love online?

3、我给你发消息，你不理我，我转头就走，我在广州一天被摩的的叫十声靓仔，我凭什么当癞皮狗。

I'll send you a message. You ignore me. I turn around and leave. I'm called ten beauties one day in Guangzhou. Why should I be a licking dog.

4、如果有一天你哭了，你就打电话给我，让我知道原来你也有今天。

If one day you cry, you call me and let me know that you also have today.

5、我可能真是一个败家子，上亿的资产，醒来就没了。

I may be a real loser, hundreds of millions of assets, wake up and disappear.

6、下午喝了一杯很好喝的果汁，一看名字原来是香妮乐铁汁。

In the afternoon, I had a good drink of juice. It turned out that the name was xiangnile iron juice.

7、我赌不起被挡访客有你，所以我的空间所有人可见。

I can't afford to be blocked. Visitors have you, so my space is visible to all.

8、我能容忍你的誓言是假的，可是不能容忍连钱你都给的是假的。

I can tolerate that your oath is false, but I can't tolerate that even the money you give is false.

9、可以给我100块钱吗？不是我没有，我主要是想用用你的。

Can I have 100 yuan? No, I don't. I want to use yours.

10、明天想出去玩，不知道和谁男朋友出去玩才能不挨打。

I want to go out to play tomorrow. I don't know who I'm going out with to avoid being beaten.

11、当你难过很想哭的时候，看看你的钱包和存款，那样眼泪就掉下来了。

When you feel sad and want to cry, look at your wallet and deposit, and tears will fall.

12、你认为有钱人很快乐吗？不，他们的快乐你根本想象不到。

Do you think rich people are happy? No, their happiness is beyond your imagination.

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