笑喷了！攻击性这么强

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1、快七夕了，麻烦月老，为我牵红线的时候能换成电缆吗？即来电又不容易断。

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2、结婚挺好，不结婚的人，人生再绚烂，说白了也不过是一个人孤独的等死。结婚就不一样了，结婚不是一个人等死，是互相盼着对方死。

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3、唯一对我说过“别走好吗”的人，是我的体育老师：别走好吗？跑起来，快快快！

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4、结婚是一大压力，对章鱼兄而言更是，亲爱的，我没法负担八只戒指。

5、爸一直吹嘘自己在图书馆工作的时候看了很多书，我怀疑他，一直看的都是武侠，攻击性这么强。

6、不生孩子将来你老了病了怎么办？怎么，这孩子是我未来的药引子？

7、累了想想光头强，饿了想想灰太狼，人生的道路上，没有什么理由不坚强。

8、昨晚我拿你的承诺去喂狗，第二天早上发现狗死了。