“和男友睡觉,为什么他对我又亲又顶?”好家伙,真的是如饥似渴!
01
当男人想要的时候…

对不起,没有那种世俗的欲望

02
未来可期



教练:我给你五千你去隔壁学

03
千万不要趴着睡觉



记得贴张符再叫他起来
04
发型真的很影响年龄




把理发店砸了
警察会来跟你一起骂的

05
说不出来的诡异

日本进口的吗?
八嘎味很浓
06
快递站为防快递被偷
竟找恶犬看门

大家小心点
我上次拿快递差点被恶犬咬了

07
换下来的钢化膜别乱扔




好家伙,一不小心变成了艺术品
08
见过最朴素的机场



不会是那种
唱“爸爸的爸爸是爷爷”的飞机吧?

09
感谢相亲男友情提示


那不然呢,走回去不更累
10
还敢摸吗?

夏天还没有到,就有蝉了吗?
11
意识流治病?

这是在输入生命的密码吗?

12
跟妹子去爬山,选路况越差越好



下山后还可以借口到房间里休息

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