普鲁斯特问卷如何让相差15岁的姐弟俩开始对话【上篇】
Proust Questionniare
普鲁斯特问卷
__1.__What is your idea of perfect happiness?
你眼中最完美的快乐是怎样的？
陶理(26)：
行止于心不逾矩
Follow your heart and your mind
mzy(11)：
和家人一起玩，一起去旅游也蛮好的，尤其是爸爸，拉近彼此的关系
Have fun with family members esp. get closer to papa
__2.__What is your greatest fear?
你最害怕的是什么？
陶理(26)：
（我爱的人和我自己）突然的离去
Sudden Disappearance （of my beloved and myself）
mzy(11)：
爸爸（就是因为最害怕所以才想要和爸爸在一起，让我变得不怕他）
Papa (That is why I want to stay with papa more)
__3.__What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
你最反感自己的什么特点？
陶理(26)：
自相矛盾
Self-contradiction
mzy(11)：
说谎和偷懒；还有自己说话蛮会说的，但作文就写不出来
Telling lies and being lazy; I am talkative but not good at writing
__4.__What is the trait you most deplore in others?
你最反感别人的什么特点？
陶理(26)：
道德绑架
moral coercion ( or moral kidnapping if the guy was too selfish)
mzy(11)：
动不动就发脾气、自以为是、一点点小事就打小报告、特别烦人、偷别人东西
Get angry easily, self-Righteous, report everything to teachers, some disturbing classmate who always want to play with us and stealing things
__5.__Which living person do you most admire?
还在世的人中你最崇拜谁？
陶理(26)：
J.K.罗琳
J.K.Rowling
mzy(11)：
军人（用于为祖国献出生命）
The army（willing to scarifice for the nation）
__6.__What is your greatest extravagance?
你所能想到的最奢侈的事？
陶理(26)：
与志同道合者的促膝长谈
Chattime with friends
mzy(11)：
穿越回去看看恐龙是怎么灭绝的
Travel back to see how dinosaurs died out
__7.__What is your current state of mind?
你目前的心境如何？
陶理(26)：
慢慢来
Take it easy
mzy(11)：
一种说不出的感觉，就有点自愧（就是被爸爸骂的时候），有时候又蛮开心的（比如过生日的时候，还有今天老师对我们很好），有时候还自己嫌弃自己（为什么写字没其他人漂亮）
Can't tell what, but I feel I am not living to papa's expectation, sometimes I feel happy, like today teachers treat us well, and I also feel sometimes I dislike myself, for example, when my handwriting was not as better as my classmates
__8.__What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
你认为哪项美德最被过分高估了？
陶理(26)：
孝顺（尤指顺着父母）
please your parents
mzy(11)：
有时候我有题目明明会做的，其他同学为了显给老师看，走过来帮助我，小看我的智商了
Sometimes I can figure out the answer myself but someone would walk by and help me with the question just to show off in front of teachers. They overlooked my IQ.
__9.__On what occasion do you lie?
什么情况下你会撒谎？
陶理(26)：
给外婆买了她需要的东西之后说这个有打折或者说是送的
Talk to my grandma this product is a free gift or great sales
mzy(11)：
有时候作业没完成我会说完成了；还有会说一些比较好的谎言，就是谎言撒得比较正确，就是不怕伤了别人的心，别人问我他画的画好看吗？其实不好看，我就说蛮好看的，再努力努力会更加好看；比如督导来了学校之后问一些问题不按照老师的要求说的话，我就死翘翘了。
Sometimes I lied that I finished the homework already.
And I tell some white lies like I will tell my classmate the drawing is good, and he can do better with effort, but in fact it is not that beautiful.
Besides if I don't say as teachers told me when inspectors come, I will be dead.
__10.__What do you most dislike about your appearance?
你对自己的外貌最不满意的是哪里？
陶理(26)：
自拍多了就觉得全都挺好的
Too much selfie brings narcissism
mzy(11)：
鼻子有点塌，牙齿不齐还黄还有蛀牙
Nose being a little bit flat, irregualr teeth being yellow and cavity
__11.__Which living person do you most despise?
还在世的人中你最鄙视谁？
陶理(26)：
在其位不谋其政的“混客”，比如“孙连城”
Do nothing but still stay at the position
mzy(11)：
沈溢涵
Shen Yihan.
__12.__What is the quality you most like in a man?
你认为男性最棒的品质是什么？
陶理(26)：
对自己和所爱的人负责
Be responsible for himself and beloved
mzy(11)：
有一颗坚定不动摇的心，我们毕竟是男人，当弱小的人被欺压的时候就要伸出援助之手；当然你说的我也比较同意。
我又想出来一个：有一个远大的目标。
Be steady and firm. And we are men, so when weak people are bullied, we shall help. Of course I agree with you too.
Another is a boy should be ambitious.
__13.__What is the quality you most like in a woman?
你认为女性最棒的品质是什么？
陶理(26)：
不顾世俗的眼光，按自己的意愿生活
Live for herself not for anyone else
mzy(11)：
温柔善良
不能男生没欺负她们的时候反过来欺负我们，我们只能忍着不能还手，我们快忍不住的时候，她们就说：欺负女生臭豆腐。然后呢，我也编了一个：欺负男生暴力女。
Gentle and Kind. Girls shouldn't bully boys. We can't fight back and they will test our boudary. When we are going to explode, the girls say: you can't bully us unless you are smelly tofu. And I made up one too: you don't bully boys unless you are violent.
__14.__Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
你最常用的口头禅是什么？
陶理(26)：
可能...
Perhaps...
mzy(11)：
本宝宝（我们班都差不多是这个口头禅，但有一个人口头禅是：告老师...)
Baby me... （Almost my classmate are similar, but someone would say: I will report to the teacher you...)
__15.__What or who is the greatest love of your life?
你生命中最爱的是什么或者是谁？
陶理(26)：
有敢于追求理想的能力和基础
Get the courage to go for it
mzy(11)：
事情我有两个：一个是运动，还有一个是出去玩。
I have two top habits: sports and have fun outside.
虽然我有点怕爸爸，虽然爸爸有很多缺点，但我家人都是最爱啊。
I love all my family despite my papa is not perfect.
__16.__When and where were you happiest?
你在何时何地感受到了最大的快乐？
陶理(26)：
2015年5月1号在英国爱丁堡
亚瑟王座看到日出之后去大象咖啡馆吃了早餐
Watched Sunrise at Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh and
enjoyed the breakfast at the Elephant House
mzy(11)：
放假的时候，上学期间讲到一些有趣的事情也蛮开心的。
Holidays when we are having fun, and when we have some interesting classes.
__17.__Which talent would you most like to have?
你最想要的天赋是什么？
陶理(26)：
瞬间移动
Apparating
mzy(11)：
我知道你了，因为你的智商已经够完整了。我要写我的智商，提高好多，变得超高，给你造一个瞬间移动的机器，造一个转换时空机器和探索外星人的机器，造一些保护环境的机器。就是一个科学和医学家。我想发明长生不老药，但好像这也不是什么好事，人会越来越多。
I know why you want that, your IQ is enough. I want my IQ greatly improved, high enough to build an apparating machine for you and a time-traveller machine for myself. And I can also build some machines to explore aliens, protect the environment. I want to be a scientist and a doctor. But I will reconsider my talent in creating a drug to keep people live long because there will be too many people.
__18.__If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
如果你可以改变与自己相关的某件事，你会改变什么？
陶理(26)：
晚上吃得再少一点
Eat less at dinner
mzy(11)：
第一次学习慢慢降下去的时候，自己没努力吧，要是努力了，成绩不会落下去
First decline
__19.__What do you consider your greatest achievement?
迄今为止你最大的成就是什么？
陶理(26)：
独自一人出国旅行/开会
Travel alone overseas
mzy(11)：
被选去做六一儿童节的主持人
Chosen to host the "Children's Day" programme
__20.__If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
如果你死后以某人或某物的形式重生，你会作何选择？
陶理(26)：
爱玛·沃森
Emma Watson
mzy(11)：
一种万能的药，帮助那些比较有成就的好人摆脱生的比较严重的病。
如果我变成的药死了的话，就变成TF Boys里的王俊凯，要是再死了，就变成了刘翔，再死了，就变成姚明，然后再死了，就变成和你一样智商的男人。
不过千万不能变成女的，因为女的还要生孩子，感觉是一生中最痛苦的事情了。
A cure-all to help great person with great achievements to get rid of serious diseases. And if the cureall me died, I want to be Wang Junkai in TF boys, and then if the TF boy died, I will be Liu Xiang, then Yao Ming, then you in a man's body. I want your IQ but I don't want to be women, having baby seems to be the most painful thing I can ever imagine.
__21.__Where would you most like to live?
你最想生活在哪里？
陶理(26)：
伦敦
London
mzy(11)：
比较安全的家，防止盗贼和黑社会的人侵入，会有警报器的。
Safe house, the thief and bady guys can't get in, and there will be alarm.
(然后这家伙说完就睡着了，所以下次就得周五更新啦)