有情侣在自习室做的事,影响我学习,怎么办?

先回顾一下事件背景:

考研英语曾经考到过一篇小作文,要求考生给图书馆提建议改进服务。题干要求如下:

Directions: Write a letter to your university library, making suggestions for improving its service.

You should write about 100 words on ANSWER SHEET 2.

Do not sign your name at the end of the letter.

Use “Li Ming” instead.

Do not write the address. (10 points)

【参考范文】

Dear Sir or Madam,

As a senior in this university who is particularly fond of reading in library in the spare time, I am writing for the purpose of making suggestions about improving the service here.

Firstly, compared with students’ demands, the number and variety of books are not adequate and frequently, we cannot find the books we want. Thus, it is advisable to purchase more latest books. In addition, since so many students are preparing for the national entrance examination for postgraduates, you are supposed to prolong the opening hours of reading rooms where they study.

I deem that with our joint efforts, the library service will be enhanced a lot.

Yours sincerely,

Li Ming

除带写上述参考范文外,YZ老师在讲课时,还插科打诨讲了个段子,大意是:

如果你在图书馆看书,结果对面坐着一对狗男女,肆无忌惮滴做着一些大尺度的事情,影响了你学习,你也可以提建议图书管理员把这对狗男女直接轰出去。

当然,你也可以直接走上前去,直接就抽那个男的一个耳光,然后骂他:竟敢背着我在外面偷腥?

同时,必须提醒你的是:打完一定要赶紧跑,否则可能被人家两个人揍!

结果,当年的戏谑之言,真的变成了现实。

第一、我很纳闷,为啥这样的问题要来问我?

第二、你的描述还不够细致,我更想知道到底是多大的尺度!

第三、他们可能不是以为你看不到,他们可能就是想让你看到。

第四、如果他们确实在大庭广众之下,行苟且之事,你也别拦着,可以准备点零食,边吃边看,看的津津有味,他们可能就发毛了,之后,可能就换地方了。他们不怕,你怕啥?

第五、你可以打开某纯洁老师的课程回放,然后把彦祖说狗男女的那段反复播放,放完了倒回去继续放、一直放,然后图书馆就回荡着“狗男女”“狗男女”……的魔音哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!

总结起来就一句话:考研这件事,有条件要学,没有条件,创造条件也要学!

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