情人节：三步教你把喜欢的人骗上床！
第一步：拿出手机
第二步：发个微信给喜欢的人，内容是“我开好房了，等你”
第三步：如果他回复，恭喜你“舍身取义”成功了；如果他没回复，就哪凉快哪待着去吧！
冲着这个标题，怀着真诚的求知欲点开推送的同学，你被骗了？小样，居然还想骗喜欢的人上床？这种想法，根本就不应该有。给我道歉！评论里好好道歉！
当然，也有同学看到标题，义粪添鹰，气冲冲点进来想质问我：“竟然发这种东西！”本来想喷，读完才发现这是一篇尝试普及Valentine's Day常识的文字。
无论是单身还是有伴，如果情人节的英文怎么说都不知道，还有脸过情人节吗？有人居然说情人节是lovers'day！我的天哪！我帮你查了字典，看看lover一词的含义吧👇
lover / ˈlʌvə(r) / ■ noun a partner in a sexual relationship outside marriage
不要管自己的爱人叫lover，好不好？因为你的女/男朋友不是你的P友，好不好？
推荐大家用一个词：beloved
noun ● / biˈlʌvid / (old use or literary) a person who is loved very much by sb ● 心爱的人
例句：My beloved, happy Valentine's Day.
接下来，看看Valentine's Day的正解吧👇👇
Valentine's Day, also called Saint Valentine's Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine, is celebrated annually on February 14.
Originating as a Western Christian feast day honoring one or two early saints named Valentinus, Valentine's Day is recognized as a significant cultural, religious, and commercial celebration of romance and romantic love in many regions around the world, although it is not a public holiday in any country.
Martyrdom stories associated with various Valentines connected to February 14 are presented in martyrologies, including a written account of Saint Valentine of Rome imprisonment for performing weddings for soldiers, who were forbidden to marry and for ministering to Christians persecuted under the Roman Empire. According to legend, during his imprisonment Saint Valentine restored sight to the blind daughter of his judge, and before his execution he wrote her a letter signed "Your Valentine" as a farewell.
The day first became associated with romantic love within the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the 14th century, when the tradition of courtly love flourished. In 18th-century England, it evolved into an occasion in which lovers expressed their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines").
爱一个人，就应该把每一天都都过成情人节，去陪伴呵护TA，跟TA一起听考虫的课程，拥有相同的词汇量，思想上门当户对的爱情才会长久！
再说了，2月15日起考研成绩将陆续要公布了，只要有一线生机，你都应该积极准备复试，难道还有今明两晚奋战到虚脱？
2月26日四六级成绩也要公布！这两天也该清心寡欲，吃斋念佛，戒色收心，静待好成绩公布了。
祝大家明天（正月初十）一切如常！欢迎明天单身寂寞的你，选择听课好好学习！
长按获取考虫四六级春季系统班👇