13个你想永远单身的瞬间：爱情？不存在的！
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The husband who — after being asked repeatedly to replace the toilet paper roll — did this:
当你的另一半每次替换卫生纸卷的时候，都这么不走心…
⚡吐槽：如果你有强迫症，你的另一半可能在你的内心被拖出去一百次了…
And the husband who put dirty clothes on top of — instead of inside — the laundry basket:
当你的另一半每次都随手把脏衣服扔在洗衣筐的盖子上而不是洗衣筐里面...
⚡吐槽：和脏衣服放在洗衣机上，而不放在洗衣机里差不多道理…
The husband who opened a box like this:
当你的另一半永远只会暴力拆箱…
⚡吐槽：包装盒上都有“沿虚线撕开”…我们，温柔一点不好吗…
Then there's the husband who did this when asked to put the pineapple away:
当你让另一半把剩余的食物放起来，你会发现…
⚡吐槽：放起来是放在容器里密封好放在冰箱里的意思！不是让你从我手里接过去，随便放在另一个地方！
And (a very similar) husband who put the cookies in the cookie jar like this:
当你让另一半把饼干放到饼干盒中…
(欧美比较喜欢在买了饼干面包后，拆开包装，放在专用的干燥盒子中~)
⚡吐槽：这种事儿都做得出来，懒死你算了！
How about the husband who keeps placing these around the house out of the reach of his wife:
如果你的另一半经常把东西放在你拿不到的地方…
⚡吐槽：不是我说…就你高！这种事儿不是傻大个+幼稚鬼，都干不出来！
And the husband (and possible sociopath) who put the chocolate sauce back in the fridge like this:
每次你的另一半用了巧克力酱等酱汁再放回原处的时候，瓶子就变成了这样…
⚡吐槽：怎么可以搞得这么脏…你知道我每次收拾这种需要多长时间吗？！！
There's the husband who put dish soap in the dishwasher:
当你的另一半用洗碗机时，把洗碗皂丢了进去…
⚡吐槽：一块洗碗皂有多大…你想让泡沫把家里淹了吗？！
The husband who ate his wife's gum like this:
当你的另一半一定要这样吃大大卷的时候…
⚡吐槽：你没有给它作为大大卷最基本的尊严…
And the husband who did this when unpacking the dishwasher:
当你的另一半洗完餐具刀具，这样丢在柜子里的时候…
⚡吐槽：你没有看到这个柜子里分格子了吗？！！！把它们分类放好能累死你吗？！
The husband who opened the Orange Juice like it was an elementary school milk carton:
纸盒装的果汁明明有开口，你的另一半却一定要这样打开…
And the husband who did this when his wife asked him to stir her drink:
当你让另一半搅拌一下饮料时，他却把手伸了进去…
⚡吐槽：所以家里是缺一双筷子或者一个勺子，就非要用手吗？而且…请问你洗手了吗？？？
And finally, the hubby who — after being asked to get tuna from the store — came back with this:
当你让你的另一半去买一个金枪鱼罐头，ta拿回来的却是一个猫罐头…
⚡吐槽：你是属猫的，还是我是属猫的？买个人吃的东西这么困难吗？
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（英文来源：buzzfeed）