如何评论你家长辈们的朋友圈？
今日话题
Grandmothers used to share old wive’s tales. Now they share fake news on social media.
昔日讲古老故事的奶奶们，如今怎么就成了社交圈假新闻的粉丝？
自古评论出人才，千古绝句随处来！
Yee君带你一起看共同的世界，共通的吐槽！
歪果仁的画风也是很清奇啊！
A4HourErectorSet
The more things change, the more they staythe same
万变不离其宗啊喂！
Between_3_and_twenty
War....war never changes...
I mean grandma, grandma never changes
斗争从未改变，额，我是说祖母，祖母从未改变。
qidlo
My grandma passed, and then I went to seePixar's CoCo. Movie fucking killed me.
祖母去世后去看了皮克斯的动画《寻梦环游记》，差点没哭死我。
I had a child when I was a teen, that childmarried at 18 and had his first child at 19. That baby had her baby when shewas a teen.... So, I was a grandma in my 30's, and a great grandma in my 50's.My grandmother was still alive.... She lived to be 104. My great-grandson hadhis momma, his grandma, his great grandma, his great great grandma and hisgreat great great grandma all surrounding him when he was born. It was prettywonderful for both him and my grandma....
我十几岁的时候就有了一个孩子，那个孩子18岁结婚，又在19岁时生下了第一个孩子。那个孩子又在她十几岁的时候就有了自己的孩子。所以，我年芳30的时候成了祖母，50岁的时候就成了曾祖母。我祖母也还活着，她活到104岁。我曾孙出生时，他的妈妈、奶奶、曾祖母、曾曾祖母和曾曾曾祖母都在他身边。这对他和我祖母来说都是非常美妙的……
magicfart69
My grandma used to share her showering timewith me. Good way to save water.
我祖母习惯在洗澡的时候叫上我一起，因为这样可以省水呀！
namkash
They used to pray, now they share "1like, 1 amen".
曾经的祈祷已然变成“一个赞，一个阿门哦！”
Chesrockwell
I can't count how many times I saw the"100 uses for wd40" spread around. "Rub it on your skin to helpjoint aches" are you fucking kidding me?!
我已然没法数到底看了多少次“WD40的100种用法”——皮肤上涂一涂，可以缓解关节疼痛哦“你TM在开玩笑吗？”！
I_love_pillows
Not true. Uncle Jack ‘s wife’s sister’s friend’s daughter’s son’s Best friend tried it and it works.
不确定啊，不过杰克叔叔的妻子的妹妹的朋友的女儿的儿子的好盆友试过而且有效哎！
ordinarybloke1963
Remember what Abraham Lincoln once said“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”
记得亚伯拉罕·林肯曾说过“不要相信你在互联网上读到的任何东西”。
ManchuKenny
Should never have taught her how to use heriPhone
就不应该教她玩iPhone啊！
译者：Sara Yang
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