丸子昨天经历了超尴尬的事和西外君聊的火热时候她却说：A moment. I'm gonna make water.我以为他说要去打水拿起水杯就说：帮我打一杯
西外君回头就给我一个白眼丸子知道真相后...好想找个沙坑把头埋起来
make water尿尿看到这个表达千万别以为make是“制造”water是“水”，可以翻译成“造水”。我们不是化学家，正确的翻译是：小便。I'm gonna make water在口语中是比较流行、地道的表达，最好别在正式场合说。①Catch you later. I have to make water.等会儿找你，我得尿尿去。②The doctor asked me to make water to provide a specimen[ˈspesɪmən] for analysis.[əˈnæləsɪs]医生要我小便以作化验分析的抽样。
丸子整理了一些“上厕所”在不同情景时的说法礼貌性递减的顺序 1）Formal 正式场合下列各项在任何情况下都是可以使用①Bathroom例句：I’m gonna [going to] go to the bathroom.我要去洗手间。②Restroom例句：Where is the restroom?卫生间在哪里③Little boy’s/girl’s room例句：I’ll be right back, I need to use the little girl’s room.我马上回来，我要用一下女士卫生间。④Powder my nose原意是给鼻子上点粉，补一下妆。例句：Excuse me, I need to powder my nose.不好意思，我要去一个洗手间。
2）Familiar 较亲密的场合以下是适合家人或朋友之间的说法①Pee例句：Where’ the bathroom? I need to pee.卫生间在哪？我要尿尿。②Tinkle(mostly used by older women)多用于年长的女子例句：I drank too much water! I have to go tinkle.我喝太多水了，我得去趟厕所。③Go(when used in context)有上下文时使用例句：Where’s the bathroom, I really have to go!厕所在哪，我真的得去了！④PottyGenerally used by children小朋友经常用这个说法例句：Where’s the potty?厕所在哪？Mama, I have to potty.妈妈，我要上厕所。⑤Take a 1/2(number 1 refers to peeing, number 2 to pooping)数字1代表小号，数字二代表大号例句：A：I have to go to the bathroom.我要去厕所B：Number 1 or number 2?大的还是小的？⑥My bladder is bursting我的膀胱要炸了(when you really have to go)（当你真的迫切想要去厕所时）例句：Stop the car! My bladder is bursting.快停车！我的膀胱要炸了。
“放屁”用英语怎么说？①fart 放屁（更直接的表达）①Somebody farted in the elevator. It smelled awful.有人在电梯里放了个屁，快臭死了。 （电梯坐多了总会遇到....）②I can't stand Pikachu's farts anymore! What did he eat this morning?我再也受不了皮卡丘的臭屁了，他早上吃什么了啊？②pass gas 放屁（更含蓄的表达）①Don't pass gas anymore, please~别再放屁了，求你了。（想对学生时代的前桌说：求放过！）②Pikachu was extremely embarrassed when he passed gas in the classroom.皮卡丘在教室放了个屁，他尴尬死了。③break wind（更优雅的表达） Woops, I just broke wind.哎呀,一不小心放了个屁。（屁神不是浪得虚名）点个「在看」吧，记得坚持学习
