皮得很可爱的小句子，精辟搞笑，趣味满满

1、想我的时候请我吃东西，我马上到。

Invite me to eat when you miss me. I'll be right there.

2、比起穷这个弱点，丑简直不值一提。

Compared with the weakness of poverty, ugliness is not worth mentioning.

3、不敢问你喜欢什么样的女孩，我怕我全符合。

Dare not ask you like what kind of girl, I'm afraid I all meet.

4、今天风挺大的，本来想回家的，结果给我吹到奶茶店来了。

It was windy today. I wanted to go home, but I came to the milk tea shop.

5、每次我一个人走夜路都好害怕，天这么黑，我这么美，真怕别人看不见啊！

Every time I walk alone at night, I'm afraid. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me!

6、最近总有人说我很可爱，我想了一晚上没想通，究竟是谁走漏了风声。

Recently, some people always say that I'm cute. I've been thinking about it all night, but I can't figure out who leaked the news.

7、我的视力已经下降到无可救药的地步了，打开钱包看不到钱，太恐怖了。

My eyesight has dropped to the point of hopelessness. I can't see money when I open my wallet. It's terrible.

8、吃得苦中苦，心里会更堵。

If you eat bitterly, your heart will be more blocked.

9、我们这里昼夜温差大，所以我超甜。

We have a big temperature difference between day and night, so I'm super sweet.

10、你想一夜暴富吗？你想衣食无忧吗？不如跟我在一起，我们一起想。

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want food and clothing? Why don't you stay with me? Let's think about it together.

11、有人建议我靠脸吃饭，我偏不，我就靠嘴吃。

Some people suggest that I eat by face, but if I don't, I eat by mouth.

12、学医真的很落后，根本治不了我的贫穷。

It's really backward to study medicine. I can't cure my poverty at all.

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