迷人可爱的撩人句子，又皮又萌，招人喜欢

1、除了先生的美色，我不接受任何贿赂。

I don't accept any bribes except for the beauty of my husband.

2、有人需要工作吗？我最近在招人喜欢。

Does anyone need a job? I've been attracting people recently.

3、世界太复杂了，只有在你怀里才安全。

The world is too complex, it's only in your arms that it's safe.

4、温馨提示：嘴是用来亲我的，不是吵架的。

Warm tip: mouth is used to kiss me, not to quarrel.

5、跟你说一个坏消息，我对你的思想已经不单纯了。

Let me tell you the bad news. I'm not pure about your thoughts.

6、我想你一定很忙，所以只看前三个字就好。

I think you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.

7、你被捕了，因为你涉嫌喜欢我。

You're under arrest because you like me.

8、见到你，我的占有欲就超标了。

I'm over possessive when I see you.

9、请你认真像风学学，怎么往我怀里钻。

Please study the wind carefully, how to drill into my arms.

10、我想把自己晒得更黑一点，因为我想暗中保护你。

I want to tan myself a little bit, because I want to protect you in the dark.

11、“你是故意的吧”“不是，我是你的”

'You did it on purpose.' 'No, I am yours.'

12、建议你早点喜欢我，免得虚度光阴。

I suggest you like me earlier, so as not to waste your time.

13、出来看星星吗？不看星星也行，先出来。

Come out and see the stars? Don't look at the stars. Come out first.

14、我的抱枕坏了，没钱买新的，你可以给我抱抱吗？

My pillow is broken. I can't afford a new one. Can you give me a hug?

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