我的眼睛！奇葩餐厅的菜单大赏
A guilty pleasure some of us have (and, we hope, some of you do, too) is reading through the entire menu at a restaurant or cafe, looking for odd slips, grammar mistakes, and hilarious Photoshop fails
我们有些人（而且我希望你也是）的一个罪恶的快乐来源是在餐馆或咖啡馆翻看整本菜单，寻找奇怪的失误、语法错以及可笑的PS。
Some menus, however, are so incredibly bad, so magnificently funny that people couldn’t help but take a picture and share it online for everyone to shame!
有些菜单实在是太烂太搞笑到让人忍不住拍张照片发到网上，不能一个人眼瞎！
The Sushi Restaurant, That I Went To, Accidentally Put A Picture Of USB Sushi On Their Menu
我去的寿司店不小心在菜单上放了一张USB寿司的照片
网友吐槽：
It will give you perfect memory.
吃了它你将获得完美的记忆！
A bit crunchier than usual.
比平时略有点废牙
The Peas Are Upside Down
豌豆上下颠倒了
网友吐槽：
That's art.
这是艺术懂不懂
They defy gravity
这是反重力豌豆
You wouldn't think you'd notice, but once you see it you can't unsee it.
本来没注意到也就算了，一旦看到了....
Translated The Menu, Boss
老板，翻译一下菜单谢谢
网友吐槽：
Can I have a Dfgjkghjf Hdfhd with some kfjdrigld on the side, please?
请来一份 Dfgjkghjf Hdfhd 附加 kfjdrigld
I would like to buy a vowel, please
我要点元音
If you are having trouble pronouncing this, just remember that the k is silent
你如果读不出来，记住那些k是不发音的k
The chinese translator was like; those latin letters look all the same anyway
这个中文翻译大概是这么想的：拉丁字母都长得一样
cat-over-keyboard is a dish?
猫从键盘上走过算是一道菜？
My Friend Is In Florence, Italy And This Restaurant He's At Has An Assassins Creed Screenshot As Their Menu Background
我的朋友在意大利佛罗伦萨，他去的这家餐厅的菜单背景是刺客信条截图
网友吐槽：
Their slogans "Even Ezio eats here"
他们的标语是：埃齐奥曾光临本店
Actually, Assassins creed was filmed in Florence. Makes sense.
刺客信条就是在佛罗伦萨拍的，没问题
Subway Salad Menu
赛百味沙拉菜单
网友的吐槽：
Geez, it is so hard to choose, they all look...look....the same.
老天，太难选了，都，都长得一样
Copy, paste, copy, paste...
复制 粘贴 复制 粘贴
"You'll Need To Use The Flashlight On Your Phone To Read The Menu" - Waitress
“您需要使用手机上的手电筒才能阅读菜单”-服务生
网友吐槽：
Solution: Install some damn lights!
解决办法：安灯！
It looks like people are eating in a club instead of a restaurant. I would be nervous not seeing well my food in a such dark place...
怎么好像不是在餐厅而是在夜店吃饭。我要是在一个黑到看不清我吃的进嘴的东西是什么的地方吃饭会很紧张......
Anyone Want Some Thai Food?
有谁想来点儿泰餐？
网友吐槽：
The twist is that the cats are the chefs.
真相是这两只猫就是主厨。
.Mommy..... where's Fluffy??
妈，毛茸茸去哪了？？
This Busy Ice Cream Shop In Seattle Put Their Menu On A Mirror So It’s Impossible To Read
西雅图一家繁忙的冰淇淋店把菜单贴在镜子上， 完全看不清写了什么
网友的吐槽：
They are very transparent about their menu.
他们的菜单很“透明”！
if there was a plain black wall, this could actually look really cool
其实要是那面墙是全黑的话效果应该还不错
This Picture Isn't Blurry, That's How The Menu Looks
真不是我拍虚了，这菜单就长这样
网友的吐槽：
If you think you're drunk enough, maybe you won't order so much.
问题是你要觉得自己喝多了，可能你就不会点那么多菜
Drop shadows should only be used sparingly, and never on body text.
阴影特效不能乱用，尤其不能用在正文字体上
Top-Notch Photoshop On This Greek Menu
某希腊菜单上的顶级Photoshop
网友吐槽：
Who even is that guy? The owner?
这男的到底是谁啊，餐厅老板吗？
This Restaurant Wraps Their Menu Around A Wooden Stick. There Was Absolutely No Explanation Or Purpose To It
这家餐厅把菜单卷在棍子上而且没人解释一下或者告我们这干嘛用的
网友吐槽：
"No food fights in my restaurant! Use the sticks."
“禁止用食物打架，用这棍子”
It might actually work OK if they designed it in "landscape" instead of "portrait"...
其实要是横着印的话还能凑合看
This Is What I Found On The Menu Of A Pizzeria
这是我在一家比萨店的菜单上找到的
网友吐槽：
After her accident with the chainsaw, Lucy was lucky to find a surgeon who understand the profession. She thus could follow her dream career as a chef.
遭遇电锯事故后的露西，幸运地遇见一位医术精湛的外科医生。她因此可以继续追逐自己的梦想：做一名厨师。
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Takeaways
transparent [trænsˈpærənt]
adj. 透明的;
landscape [ˈlændskeɪp]
n.横向 （打印，手机屏幕）
portrait [ˈpɔːtreɪt]
n. 纵向（打印，手机屏幕）