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今天去一哥们家吃饭,饭后看到哥们在逗他家的金毛,他媳妇在旁边说:你跟一头猪玩什么?哥们说:它是狗,不是猪,他媳妇说:我在跟狗说话。。

眼神不好还干什么理发师啊

啊啊~风太大,我喝不到
爱运动的女生运气不会差到哪里去

别看了,快扶老子起来...

结婚请帖都发出了,女友却和前男友开房,女方下跪求原谅,男方下跪求放过!

矜持点行吗?

惊不惊喜?意不意外

你有伤风化,跟我走一趟吧

十年修得同船渡

时代在进步,现在的小学生干着我们那时候初中时才干的事

妹子这是在给男朋友洗澡呢?

他刚刚是个王者,后来……他爸来了!

坦克vs战士

完美解释了 “骚”的定义

看完这张图,突然发现今年都没吃荔枝……

一气呵成

这车性子有点倔啊!

这娘们儿终于睡了,这下我就可以放心玩游戏了
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