经典图文 | 吃货的世界你不懂
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10 Things Every Foodie Can Relate To
10件吃货相关的事
I always want only two things - lose weight and eat.
我一直只想两件事 - 减肥和吃。
I'm not hungry, but I'm bored. Therefore I shall eat.
我不饿,但是我无聊。因此我应该吃。
When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think they must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my whole day around eating.
当有人说,“我忘记吃了”,我觉得他们肯定是一种特别的傻。我一整天都在计划吃。
Ways to my heart:
通往我心之路:
Buy me food.
买吃的给我。
Make me food.
做吃的给我。
Be food.
变成吃的给我。
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
在我可以下载食物之前,我对科技是不会满意的。
There's no "WE" in food.
在食物面前,没有“我们”(只有我)。
It may look like I'm having deep thoughts but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food I'm going to eat later.
看起来我是在沉思,其实,99%的时间我都是在思考一会儿要吃什么。
I eat pizza because you are what you eat, and I want to be the best thing ever!
我吃pizza因为“你会成为你吃的东西”,而我想成为世上最好的东西!
Yeah, I'm into fitness. Fitness whole pizza into my mouth.
对,我喜欢好身材,但披萨更喜欢我的嘴。
I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
我想减肥,但我真心讨厌失去。