槽点话题|How to tell if your boyfriend is a slob

(Tuesday)

What to say to a boyfriend when he lazes around in the house. And how to say if your boyfriend is a slob.

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Transcript

Girlfriend: Hello. (嘿。)

Boyfriend: All right. (肿么了?)

Girlfriend: What have you been doing? (你一直在干嘛?)

Boyfriend: Watching TV. (看电视啊。)

Girlfriend: Again? (又看电视?)

Boyfriend: Yeah... (是啊……)

Girlfriend: What have you eaten? (你吃什么了?)

Boyfriend: I got a takeaway pizza. (买了一份披萨外带。)

Girlfriend: Have you had a shave? (那你刮胡子了吗?)

Boyfriend: No. (没有。)

Girlfriend: Have you had a shower? (洗澡了吗?)

Boyfriend: No. (没有。)

Girlfriend: You haven’t even changed your clothes! (你连衣服也没换一下!)

Boyfriend: I’m relaxing! (我在休息呢!)

Girlfriend: Look, this place is a mess. (看看这地方被你糟蹋的有多乱。)

Boyfriend: A mess? (乱?)

Girlfriend: Yes. Look--you’ve got takeaway food boxes and empty drink cans everywhere. (是啊!你自己看看倒出都是的餐盒和饮料瓶。)

Boyfriend: It’s just home. It’s my personal space. (这是家里好嘛,这是我的个人空间)

Girlfriend: Well, it’s also my personal space. Listen, honey, can you just tidy up a bit? (这还是我的个人空间呢。听着,你能不能稍微收拾一下亲?)

Boyfriend: To tidy up? (收拾?)

Girlfriend: Yes. You know. Put things in the bin. Wash up the dishes. (是啊,收拾。就是把东西规整,把衣服洗了。)

Boyfriend: Okay I’ll do it later. (好吧,我一会儿做。)

Girlfriend: Later when? (一会儿是多会儿?)

Boyfriend: Later. (就是一会儿。)

Girlfriend: Do you know something? You’re a slob. (你知道你是什么德行吗?你就是一只懒猪。)

Boyfriend: A what?(一只什么?)

Girlfriend: A slob. (懒猪。)

Boyfriend: I’m just an ordinary guy. (正常男生都这样好嘛。)

Girlfriend: No you’re not. You’re a... (你才不是,你是……)

Boyfriend: ...Slob. I get it. (……懒,我知道!)

大家一起来吐槽,Ahhhhh~槽点满满~

Rawane: 酱婶儿的人果断看不上,怒并恐。

Kyawzayya: 介个姑娘做得对啊!

Jose: 分手快乐,祝你快乐,你可以找到更好的!

New Dentist: 来个冰桶挑战吧,骚年!

Habib: 如果我有酱紫的女票,我就修理她。不爱干净多不好,干净也是良好感情中的一部分啊。所以我会先好好跟她说,而她要是拒绝改,那就果断分分分!

Dipika: 我是个干净的小清新,认真整理房间,希望大家都做像我一样干净的小清新!

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