99%的人都不知道大学是这样的....
当你经历了sat toefl和众多ap的折磨，当你终于收到大学的录取通知书，当你终于办好签证订好机票，当你终于离开家乡赴美求学 当你在飞机上梦想着大学的美丽生活时，其实小编告诉你：实际中的大学可能是这样的。。。。
Expectation: Your university will be made up exclusively of old, grand buildings with beautiful brickwork and high ceilings.
实际上：经过豪华皇宫，默默进入自己的教学楼。
Reality: There is one fancy building, but you never get to go in there, and most of your uni looks something like this.
2. 你想象中的大学：金窝银窝不如自己狗窝。
Expectation: You’ll decorate your room really nicely and make it feel just like home.
实际上：学校为了不让你在宿舍里宅，也是蛮拼。
Reality: Turns out that’s way too much effort, and the room’s too shitty to do much with anyway.
3.你想象中的大学：睡你麻痹 起来HIGH！
Expectation: You’ll be best mates with everyone in your flat, and you’ll go out together all the time.
实际上：住了四年，却从未见过隔壁，这是个悲伤的故事。
Reality: There is always at least one person who you never even see leave their room.
4. 想象中的大学：世界上最浪漫的话，就是和你看完推荐书单。
Expectation: You will do all your required reading and develop a wealth of interesting knowledge in your chosen field.
实际上：在读书研讨会上，脸上一个大写的懵逼。
Reality: You do exactly the amount of reading required to get a 2:1 and not look like a mug in your seminars.
5. 想象中的大学：身体健康强又壮。
Expectation: You will be far too strong to succumb to freshers’ flu.
实际上：遂卒。
Reality: You succumbed to freshers’ flu.
6. 想象中的大学：晚宴上，在教授面前抖个机灵。
Expectation: You’ll get invited to lots of events where you get to drink wine with your professors and have intellectual conversation.
实际上：你送了酒后只能吃土，打扮的像个葫芦娃。
Reality: You get trashed on £5 bottles of Echo Falls and 2-4-1 Jägerbomb deals while dressed as a Power Ranger.
7.想象中的大学：每天自己给自己做了丰盛的菜肴
Expectation: You will cook for yourself every night, and learn lots of new, healthy recipes.
实际上：有没有人定披萨！ 求求你请算上我！
Reality: As soon as someone, anyone, mentions the word pizza, you’re in.
8. 想象中的大学：冰箱里面准备好了速冻食物，妈妈再也不用担心我的吃饭
Expectation: You will also save time and money by cooking meals in bulk and then freezing them for the week ahead.
实际上：“你能不能长点心” “点心！什么点心！”
Reality: You don’t have that kind of restraint.
9. 想象中的大学：觉得自己帅帅的。
Expectation: You’ll reinvent yourself as someone who is effortlessly cool, charming, and well dressed.
实际上：其实穿睡衣也蛮酷嘛！
Reality: You’ll be pretty much the same, except you’ll wear pyjamas in public more often.
10. 想象中的大学：老板，来瓶82年拉菲。
Expectation: You will go out to lots of cool pubs and bars before ending up at the club.
实际上：早上在厨房醒来，一身酒气。
Reality: You mostly just get drunk in your kitchen, and head out as late as possible (if at all).
11. 想象中的大学：和各个社团打成一片。
Expectation: You will fill your spare time with fun and diverse societies and sports clubs.
实际上：别来烦我，我要在被窝里看美剧。
Reality: You fill your spare time by making a mattress fort in your corridor and watching Netflix in it.
12. 想象中的大学：遇见你，竟花光所有套套。
Expectation: It won’t take you long for you to use up all those free condoms they hand out.
实际上：还剩得多。
Reality: You probably still have one of them now.
13.想象中的大学：赢娶白富美 走上人生巅峰。
Expectation: Once it’s all over, you’ll feel like a real adult ready to take on the world.
实际上：还是要有一颗直面账单的心。
Reality: You never feel like a real adult ready to take on the world.
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