七夕特辑|Life is a flower of which love is the honey / 开普饭

Tuesday

We’re bombarded every day by magazines and websites advising us how to find our soul mate. But how honest are you being with yourself? Is it just a small part or a huge part that you content yourself with being single? Not every sign is delirious about being part of a perfectly matched two some.

我们每天都被杂志和网络上的很多建议我们如何找到灵魂伴侣的信息轰炸，但是，你对自己有多诚实呢？你是有一点点安于单身现状还是非常满足于单身？不是每一个星座都着迷于投身到完全和谐的二人世界之中。

Does Chinese Valentine's Day fill you with feelings of cheer or fear? Each Sun Sign has a different response to this romantic holiday. Figuring out how your sign spends this much-anticipated day. Flowery poems, heart-shaped chocolate or red roses?

七夕节会给你带来什么样的感觉呢？十二星座对这个浪漫的节日都会有不同的反应。你是怎样度过这个节日呢？华丽的诗词、心形巧克力还是火红的玫瑰？

Aries: You're determined to receive the most cards, candies and flowers. Who says sending roses to yourself doesn't count?

白羊座：期望收到很多卡片、甜点和鲜花。谁说给自己送花不算数？

Taurus: A bouquet of dandelions, dime store chocolates and dinner at a fast food restaurant? Relax, it was just a bad dream!

金牛座：难道仅仅是一束蒲公英，廉价巧克力或者快餐店的一顿晚餐吗？放松点，这只不过是个恶梦。

Gemini: You make two dates for the night--and then backup plans with your friends in case your original plan dashes to pieces..

双子座：你为今晚准备了两个约会，这样万一原定约会泡汤了还可以和朋友一起。

Cancer: Ooh, there's nothing like heart-shaped art and lace doilies to get you going! Martha Stewart's got nothing on you.

巨蟹座：没有什么能像心形点心和系着绸带的礼物那样吸引你。但是大款可没准备送给你礼物。

Leo: You are displeased by the single red rose some admirer left on your windshield. Clearly you are worth at least a dozen!

狮子座：有人悄悄送了一支玫瑰，这让你很是恼火，因为至少该送一打玫瑰啊！

Virgo: You refuse to share the box of chocolates you received--What if someone fingers them? What if someone sneezes on your roses?

处女座：拒绝跟别人分享你收到的巧克力。有人拿手指拨弄怎么办？有人对着你的玫瑰打了个喷嚏怎么办？

Libra: You send valentines to everyone you know: your hairdresser, your fourth grade teacher, your manicurist, your manicurist's cousin… You don't want anyone to feel left out.

天秤座：你给认识的每个人都送去情人节的祝福：你的理发师、你四年级的老师、你的美甲师、美甲师的表弟……你不想让任何人被遗忘。

Scorpio: Why not going out for a fancy dinner instead of waiting dessert at home. Who knew that a Cupid costume could be so sexy?

天蝎座：与其在家坐等餐后甜点不如出去享受一次奇特的美味。谁能想到丘比特的衣服会如此性感呢？

Sagittarius: You can't commit to sending a card--What if the recipient reads too much into it? You fake temporary amnesia to avoid acknowledging the holiday.

射手座：不想赠送卡片——万一收卡人误解了你的意思怎么办？为了避免这个误会只好假装忘记了这个节日。

Capricorn: Lacy hearts and syrupy sentiments make you sneeze--besides, no one says love like a new electronic organizer!

摩羯座：带花边的心形食品和甜甜的味道让你禁不住打喷嚏——毕竟，谁都不会说爱情像一个新的电子记事本。

Aquarius: Manufactured holidays aren't your cup of decaffeinated herbal tea, but consuming a few vegan chocolates doesn't make you a conformist, does it?

水瓶座：这种人人都过的俗节似乎不太适合你的品位，但是稍稍随俗一下，也没什么。