国外学生那些五花八门的请假理由,看完笑哭!
吉米老师说
Jun
五花八门的
请假理由
a variety of reasons
for leave
I want to go out to play and don't want the teacher to know where I am going. What kind of reason to ask for leave?
想出去玩又不想老师知道自己的真实去向,要找个什么样的请假理由好呢?
What is the most outrageous reason for everyone's leave?
大家请假编过最离谱的理由是什么?
请假看心情篇
'Teacher, I am in a very bad mood today, very anxious, take a day off, hope to approve!'
“老师,我今天的心情特别不好,很焦虑,请假1天,望批准!”
The mood is a very magical thing. If you say bad things, it will be bad. If you don't pay attention, you will fall into anxiety.
心情真实一个很神奇的东西,说不好就会不好,一不留神就陷入焦虑了。
吃货万能篇
'Because my kimchi at home is getting better, I need to go home and taste it!'
“因为我家里的泡菜弄好了,急需我回家好好品尝!”
'The pigs at home have grown up, I have to go back to eat meat.'
“家里的猪长大了,我要回去吃肉。”
The persistence of a foodie to eat is generally incomprehensible, but, teacher, you must understand.
一个吃货对吃的执着,一般人是无法理解的,但是,老师啊,您一定是可以理解的。
天气作怪篇
'Where is the fall of the school, I want to get it back.'
“学校的秋天在哪里,我想把它找回来。”
“The school is repeated all over the world, so I have forgotten this autumn. I want to go home and feel it, this season of harvest.”
“学校这里一天四季反复,让我都快忘了这秋,我想回家好好感受,这个丰收的季节。”
'Our city has entered a one-second winter mode, and I have to go home to hibernate.'
“我们的城市进入一秒变冬天的模式,我要回家冬眠了。”
'The South is really too cold. I am worried that my body will not be able to stand it. I need to go back to the North for the winter.'
“南方真的是太冷了,我担心自己的身体会受不了,需要回北方过冬。”
孝顺篇
'My mom told me to go home and wear long pants!!'
“我妈叫我回家穿秋裤!!”
'Teacher, my cousin is married, my grandfather said that brothers must maintain their feelings, so I can't miss his important days.'
“老师,我堂哥结婚,我爷爷说兄弟之间要保持感情,所以我不能错过他这么重要的日子。”
How can a teacher who is so filial and obedient to let you go back? How can I not accept it?
这么孝顺听话的学生,老师怎么忍心不让你回去?怎么忍心不批准呢?
神仙理论篇
'The Buddha gave me a dream last night. It is not appropriate to go out today, otherwise there will be bloody disasters.'
“昨晚佛祖托梦给我的,今天的不宜出门,否则会有血光之灾。”
'The 'East Palace' finale made me cry, how can I forget the water? I suddenly felt that I lost my goal and I didn't have the motivation to go to class.'
“《东宫》大结局让我哭惨,忘川水怎么可以失效……突然觉得失去了目标,顿时没动力上课。”
I don't know if the teacher will read your leave, will you turn over the Huangli, or go to Baidu to see Donggong?
不知道老师看了你的请假条会不会翻翻黄历,或者去百度一下东宫嘞?
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你上学时编过什么奇葩的请假理由?