Hyperthermia: the walking BBQ / 开普饭

（Tuesday）

行走的BBQ----致炎夏

Once a disagreement occurs, the hyperthermia is coming on its way without indication. Yesterday, one of my best friends sent me a joke that one wife said to her husband if you came across the question which one would he choose to save when his mother and his wife were both falling into the water. Surprisingly, the wife went on saying that you could help your mother out first and insteadI would like to stay in the water due to the hot weather. On seeing the words, I could not help laughing. However, these days are really hot. As you can see, some cities just suffer rainstorm and flood. Quite the opposite, some other cities just encounter the hot weather. My holy god, why can’t descend fairly? If not, just banish me into the cold palace and I hear it is very cool and comfortable there.

一言不合，高温就来了！昨天，好友给我发来一个笑话：老婆对老公说如果我和你妈掉水里，你先去救你妈，这天儿太热了，让我在水里待会儿吧！看到这段文字小编忍不住大笑，不过说的确实是实话！你说有的地儿遭遇暴雨洪灾，有的地儿被太阳烤的火急火燎的。老天，就不能雨露均沾么；如果不能，那就把我打入冷宫吧，听说那儿极是凉快！

As the weather is getting hot and hotter, many men will feel happy to meet with beauties when they go out and the beauties choose to dress what make them cool. Consequently, the beauties wouldn’t like to go out for any activity. As a beauty, they must do makeup before leaving home. However, they will lose their temper if their makeups are destroyed. Even, some people make fun of it that you could turn into a black man whom your mother can’t recognize if you stick to go outing when it's too hot. At the meanwhile, the black men feel unhappy. Some African friends are dying to return back to their hometown because the weather in China is hotter than that of Africa.

天气一热，很多男人就开心啦，街上的美女们啊是怎么清凉怎么穿，所以妹子们不太乐意啊，这么热都不能画妆出门，万一妆花了，这瞬间比被打回原形还恐怖。也有一些人自嘲这会儿有胆量出门估计一会儿就变成黑种人，自己亲妈都不认识自己啦！估计黑种人不高兴了，有非洲朋友在网上吐槽我要回非洲去了，这里比非洲还热！

As you log in your WetChat, many friends just ridicule the hot weather. Even, one of them wrote down the following words—We have to thank for two significant men. One is Willis Career who invented the air conditioner and he was born in November 26th, 1876. Another man is Houyi who shut nine sun thousands of years ago. Giggling!

朋友圈里各种吐槽，有朋友这样写：我们要感谢两个很重要的男人，一个叫威利斯·开利，男，1876年11月26日出生，美国人，他发明了空调。另一个叫后羿，他在十几万年前，干掉了9个太阳。偷笑中！！！

As it is so hot, let’s take a look at all the appearances under the hyperthermia.

天气这么热，看一下大家都热成神马模样。

Under this condition, if your husband has an affair with other female, just let him go. It is too hot to turn him back. With five minutes’ walking, you will sweat for half an hour.

如果老公在这种天气下跟人跑了，让他走，都是因为太热了，出门5分钟，流汗半小时。至于老公…：