【爆笑】18件女人永远不会真正明白的事。。。
18件只有18+男子才懂的事。。。看不懂的女生请求教男票,看不懂的男生们。。。本帖不适合未成年人。。。
下面开始:
When you very casually try to unstick your balls from your leg on a hot day
This one will look familiar to anyone who’s been surprised with the double-stream:
And the only thing more annoying is this:
当丁丁石。更。时试图嘘嘘
There’s that moment when you’re trying to pee and someone ignores the empty line of urinals and stands right next to you:
But then there’s that beautiful moment when you get the rare solo urinal:
Sometimes you sit down in a stall, and your penis accidentally touches the toilet seat:
Gross:恶心
Or even worse, the TOILET WATER:
And that small moment of panic when you walk into a restroom and there are no urinals, and you’re 100% sure you just made a mistake:
(相信很多人和小编一样,不小心走错洗手间,当时小编刚大学入学,真担心被以流氓罪抓起来呢。。。暴露年龄了)
That feeling you get when your balls start itching and you can’t do anything because you’re in public:
And when you finally get a chance, you have to employ the “pinch & roll” technique:
When your S.O. sees your flaccid penis for the first time and they’re all like:
注:S.O.意思是 'Significant Other',另一半。
There are those moments when you’re sure you just broke it:
下面的英文有点污,小编不好意思全翻译,提示两个关键词:ride:骑,坐。。。slip out: 滑出,掉出。。。请读者自己想象。。。
Or when someone was nice and did your laundry, but they did ALL your laundry:
secret cum rag,男人们,你们懂的。。。
That boost of confidence when you’re done with a trim:
(老外也不是全trim,加拿大美国相对普遍,法国男人就不这么干。。。华人么,你们自己最清楚。。。)
Honestly, it’d be nice to just shave the whole lot sometimes:
When you get a random boner and it’s just not the time for it:
But then you’re trying to get frisky after you’ve had a little too much to drink and your penis is just like:
But then you remember that you don’t get a period, and you’re like:
有丁丁,做男人,挺好!
英文图文来源:buzzfeed