大学生不如狗系列 || 论如何睡九个小时下是什么样的体验
大学狗想每天睡足9个小时？too young too naive啊！学哥学姐们不会告诉你的是：你在图书馆呆的时间将会比宿舍里面多，你抱着字典睡觉的时间会比枕头长，可能你这一辈子谁的时间最少的时候就是当一名光荣的美利坚大学狗的日子，今天小编我来带你看看，睡的时间越来越少是种怎样的体验。
我爱我的床，我的床爱我。
Sleeping is one of your favourite things to do in the world, and you need to do a lot of it.
我觉得科学家算的不对，我一天为什么想睡20小时？
The scientists need to run their tests again: Eight hours’ sleep isn’t enough. You need at least nine hours to be a happily functioning human.
睡不到九个小时，就会有不好的事情发生
If you don’t enough get sleep, bad things happen.
睡七个小时，心情焦躁易怒（不就是起床气吗
Seven hours leaves you unpleasantly dazed and confused.
睡不到七个小时，你会觉得你的皮肤在脱落
Less than seven hours and you feel raw, like your skin’s been peeled off.
我脑子被门夹了？选了一节8点的早课？
But the world says “NO, you must be in work or school for 9am!” And so you are always sleep-deprived.
You’ve tried going to bed earlier, but there’s just too much good TV and internet.
如果工作时间是10点到5点，每个人都会开心
You don’t understand why the working day can’t just be 10am-5pm. Then everyone would be happy.
周末是什么？能用来睡觉么？
Weekends are amazing because you can revert to your natural state.
If you get less than nine hours’ sleep, you’ll need to sneak off for a nap at about 3:31pm.
可是。。。我有中午的课
Of course if you work, you can’t really do that.
Although the office toilets are a good call if you’re desperate.
You don’t enjoy hearing successful people boast about how they wake up at 4am to work out or write their novel.
我永远不会成功，因为我比别人少了几个点醒着
Because people who need nine hours’ sleep have less time each day to achieve things. For this reason you will probably never be super powerful and successful.
但至少，我活在梦里
Except when it comes to napping. You’re one of the most powerful and successful nappers you know.
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