男人不如女人的30个理由！让你不得不服！
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时值三八女神节，男人们可能都在抱怨：为什么没有男神节？！别着急，看完下面这30条理由，估计你就无语了！
（一）
Nature is conceived as female. Think "Mother Nature". Even the word nature itself in its original Latin (natura) means birth. Which is to say: to ask the "nature" of something is to ask how it was born, how it relates to the feminine. Literally and metaphorically, women define nature and the world.
女人天生就定义了这个世界的属性：母性——Mother Nature！
（二）
They smell nice.
最识女人香！
（三）
Women are better at communicating and connecting with people. They use language to feel close to people not confront them. They are warm and loving.
女人更懂交际与沟通！
（四）
The most famous caregiver in the world was a women.
世间最富爱心的人是女的——Mother Teresa！
（五）
They can carry other humans inside their own bodies (like Kangaroos).
女性孕养生命！
（六）
Women are generally smaller than men, requiring less food and smaller clothes, and therefore using up fewer of the world's limited natural resources.
女人身材娇小，不占衣，不费食，所以更环保！
（七）
They can make milk with their nipples. Try asking a man to do that.
母乳是女人的专利！
（八）
Women are born with the multi-tasking gene.
女人天生就是多面手！
（九）
Women are the giants' shoulders that great men have stood upon for generations. As the old saying goes, behind every successful man is a woman. (But behind every successful woman is there a great man?)
女性是巨人的肩膀！
（十）
Women don't sweat, they "glow"!
女人流的不是“汉”，是“赞”！
（十一）
Women are wonderful because their strength is silent; it's willful and confident but not overwrought or bulky. They're tough as nails. They've had to fight (and continue to fight) for equal rights.
女人的毅力坚如钢钉！
（十二）
Women commit fewer violent crimes than men do.
女性犯罪比例更低！
（十三）
Women can wear their boyfriend's clothes.
女人穿上男装，帅哭！
（十四）
They live longer.
女人更长寿！
（十五）
Women are more likely to survive melanoma. According to HealthDay, "women can expect a 30 percent better outcome than men following an early stage melanoma diagnosis."
女性面对黑素瘤（极为危险的肿瘤）的存活率要高出30%！
（十六）
Women enjoy a wide variety of wardrobe choices.
衣柜是为女性发明的！
（十七）
Women are more likely to remember where they put the car keys.
东西找不到了，赶紧问老婆！
（十八）
Women don't have to sweat through a three-piece suit at a hot July wedding.
7月的婚礼上，女人不用穿衬衫！
（十九）
Women are better leaders.
女性更适合领导世界！
（二十）
Balding is seldom a major concern.
秃头从来不是女性的烦恼！
（二十一）
Women are more likely to survive critical accidents.
女性在各类严重事故中的存活率更高！
（二十二）
Women are less likely to have severe acne as teens.
女性青春期不易长痘痘！
（二十三）
The world's largest landowner is a woman.
全球最大的地主是女的——女王安好！
（二十四）
Car insurance is cheaper for women. Partly because women are 50 percent less likely to have a DUI.
女性的车险成本低，因为她们酒驾的可能性要低50%！
（二十五）
Only women can compete in rhythmic gymnastics.
艺术体操是专为女性设计的！
（二十六）
Women possess the sixth sense of female intuition, which is often right.
女人的第六感666！
（二十七）
Women wrote the most successful book franchises of our time. Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games, 50 Shades of Grey, etc.
最成功的畅销书作家基本都是女性！
（二十八）
You (Women) can cry when you're happy, you can cry when you're sad and even cry when there is absolutely no reason to do so. And nobody will call you a sissy because of it! There is no social or traditional norm that says we can't cry our hearts out but there's not a single one that says we must cry either. So, I guess we have a freedom of choice, don't we?
女人随时随地可以尽情地哭！
（二十九）
You (Women) can adjust your height. You don't have to stand up on your toes to kiss a guy and kissing certainly won't cause you neck pains! Why? Because you have heels! Plus, nobody will think you're an idiot for trying to look taller. In fact, nobody will even think to ask if you are trying to be taller or you just love wearing heels.
女人可以随时随意长高！
（三十）
And lastly, being a woman is great because Beyonce is one.
想想碧昂丝！
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