你做过的最奇葩的兼职是什么？大家的回复太神奇
对很多青少年来说，暑假兼职是人生的必经之路，他们在父母的劝勉之下，放下浮躁的心态，通过这堂宝贵的社会课堂学习责任感、正确的金钱观，懂得刻苦努力的重要性。
不论你赚钱的目的是为了买自行车，购置人生第一辆私人汽车还是买一件毕业舞会上穿的礼服，开始投身到兼职中去时我们总是满怀期待，希望能自由独立起来，我们几乎感觉自己已经是合格的成年人了，可是，现实往往不尽如人愿。
美国脱口秀主持人Jimmy Fallon素来喜欢在社交网络上发起各种传奇式的标签话题挑战赛，他为我们做出了一项巨大的贡献：请人们在社交网络上分享他们最糟糕的暑假兼职经历。不用多说，大家晒出的段子里有不少货真价实的经典笑料。BoredPanda精选了一组上述段子，一起来看一看吧！
1. I worked at a historic site once where I had to dress as a bison and be chased by hordes of 5 year olds in a bison hunt. Once after being killed in the bison hunt I was breathing too heavily from running. One of them yelled ”it’s alive” and punched me in the face.
我在一个历史博物馆工作，要装扮成野牛的样子，在一个名为“捕猎野牛”的活动中被一群5岁的熊孩子狂追。有一次我被他们猎到后，他们把我“杀”了，可是，由于我刚被狂追了一阵，还在粗声地喘气，一个熊孩子大喊“它还活着”，然后在我脸上狠狠揍了一拳。
2. I was 10 and went to my grandfather farm he gave me 10$ to be a scar crow. I stood there in the sun yelling for an hour until my mom came and yelled at him.
我10岁的时候，去外公的农场玩，他给了我10美元，让我去扮稻田里的稻草人。于是我顶着大太阳在田里站了一个小时，还要大声吼叫。直到我妈来了我才解脱，她还吼了我外公一顿。
3. I was hired at an elderly people’s home for patients with dementia. On my first day I accidently pressed the door button and the old people escaped. We had to run through town rounding them up.
我受雇在一个老年之家做兼职。那里的老人都有老年痴呆症。入职第一天我不小心按了一个按钮，把大门打开了，于是那些老人都逃了出去。我们不得不跑遍全镇才把他们都捉回来。
4. As a public school teacher in North Carolina, I don’t make much money. So I had to deliver pizzas one summer. My second delivery was to one of my former students. Her first words,”what, you get fired?”
作为一个在卡罗来纳州北部公立学校教书的老师，我收入微薄，一年暑假我不得不送披萨外卖赚钱。我的第二单生意送到了一个过去的学生家里。她看到我的第一句话是，“什么，你被炒鱿鱼了吗？”
5. Working at a nursing home at 17 year old. A woman of 79 year old accused me of stealing and wearing her adult diaper to steal her 87-year-old boyfriend cause It padded my butt and made me appear to have a butt like hers that he loved. She never allowed me in her room after that...
17岁的时候我曾经在一个养老院做兼职，一个79岁的老奶奶控诉我偷窃还擅自穿了她的成人纸尿裤。她说我穿她的纸尿裤的目的是垫衬自己的屁股，让我的屁股看起来像她的，好抢走她87岁的男朋友，她男朋友就喜欢那样的屁股。从那之后她再也不让我进她的房间了……
6. Had a job walking five chihuahuas. When they got tired, I had to carry them home. Two in my arm, two on my shoulders and one on my head.
要溜5只吉娃娃，它们走累了我还要把它们抱回家。两只抱在手里，两只搭在我肩膀上，还有一只骑在我的头上。
7. When I had to play Kid (uncredited) every summer for 3 years.
连续3年每年夏天都去当群众演员，每年演的都是“某小孩”。
8. I was babysitting two kids. One ran out the front door, one went out the back. When I ran around the house to find them, they ran back inside, locked me out, and turned the sprinklers on.
给两个小孩当保姆。其中一个朝前门跑，一个往后门跑。为了找到他们我跑遍了整个屋子，他们又掉头跑回来，把我关在外面，还把花园里的洒水器打开了。
9. I earned $30 working construction for a temp agency one day in college. When I finished, there was a $35 parking ticket on my car. I refer to it as the day I paid to work...
有一次在一个大学校园里为临时工中介干活，赚了30美元。完工后，我发现自己要支付35美元的违规停车罚单。我把这一天称作我掏钱工作的日子。
（来源：沪江英语）