【灵璧美文】“荒唐”的上海妞

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一个星期天，我没回家，就到她那儿玩一会儿。我要走，她偏要留我吃饭。盛情难却，我就留下了。刚好那天逢集，她说：“我们去买点鱼吧。”我说：“好。”我们一起到了鱼市。我看中了一个甲鱼，就说：“买这个吧。”那时甲鱼比一般鱼都便宜。她说：“不行！”我问：“为什么？”她当着那么多人的面就说：“我们上海小女孩都不让吃这个。你看，它的头一伸一缩的，大人说，小女孩吃了，将来生孩子会很困难的。”旁边的人都捂着嘴笑。她到了一个卖鲫鱼的摊子前，卖鲫鱼的以为我们是夫妻，就说：“这鱼是早晨刚逮的，你们两口子买回去熬了，可鲜了！”她也不解释，直接就买了，弄得我很不好意思。","nodeType":"3","display":"inline","nodeAttrs":[],"childNodes":[]},{"nodeName":"br","nodeValue":null,"nodeType":"1","display":"inline","nodeAttrs":[],"childNodes":[]}]}]}]},{"nodeName":"p","nodeValue":null,"nodeType":"1","display":"block","nodeAttrs":[],"childNodes":[{"nodeName":"span","nodeValue":null,"nodeType":"1","display":"inline","nodeAttrs":[{"attrName":"style","attrValue":"color: rgb(2, 30, 170);;"}],"childNodes":[{"nodeName":"strong","nodeValue":null,"nodeType":"1","display":"inline","nodeAttrs":[],"childNodes":[{"nodeName":"span","nodeValue":null,"nodeType":"1","display":"inline","nodeAttrs":[{"attrName":"style","attrValue":"color: rgb(2, 30, 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那时虽说放假，可是老师们却不能回家，要留下来办这样那样的学习班。她去找负责人请假，没有准，她就来问我怎么办。我说：“为什么不准？”她说：“他要我承认和你有关系才能准。”我当时很生气，这家伙平时和我还不错，没想到背后捅我刀子。我说：“这家伙很孬，你送他一条烟就行了。”她就买了一条“百寿”烟送去，果然就准了。没想到的是，春节过后，她居然当着我妻子的面说起此事，我妻子问她：“你承认了吗？”她居然说：“别说没有，就是有，也不能承认。”说得我妻子哈哈大笑。","nodeType":"3","display":"inline","nodeAttrs":[],"childNodes":[]}]}]}]}]},{"nodeName":"p","nodeValue":null,"nodeType":"1","display":"block","nodeAttrs":[],"childNodes":[{"nodeName":"span","nodeValue":null,"nodeType":"1","display":"inline","nodeAttrs":[{"attrName":"style","attrValue":"color: rgb(2, 30, 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我承认我不了解上海，更不了解上海人，所以我觉得她做得有点荒唐，你说呢？","nodeType":"3","display":"inline","nodeAttrs":[],"childNodes":[]}]}]}]}]}]}]}]}]},"imageUrls":[],"text":"文/晏金福上个世纪七十年代初，九顶的朝阳小学有一位女教师，她 上海人，原来下放到我们村，因为我妻子是大队干部，所以我们本来就很熟。她到朝阳小学时，我在九顶中学，来往就比较多。不知是性格问题，还是习惯问题，在我眼里，她的某些做法，有点近乎荒唐。且举几例。 一个星期天，我没回家，就到她那儿玩一会儿。我要走，她偏要留我吃饭。盛情难却，我就留下了。刚好那天逢集，她说：“我们去买点鱼吧。”我说：“好。”我们一起到了鱼市。我看中了一个甲鱼，就说：“买这个吧。”那时甲鱼比一般鱼都便宜。她说：“不行！”我问：“为什么？”她当着那么多人的面就说：“我们上海小女孩都不让吃这个。你看，它的头一伸一缩的，大人说，小女孩吃了，将来生孩子会很困难的。”旁边的人都捂着嘴笑。她到了一个卖鲫鱼的摊子前，卖鲫鱼的以为我们是夫妻，就说：“这鱼是早晨刚逮的，你们两口子买回去熬了，可鲜了！”她也不解释，直接就买了，弄得我很不好意思。有一年放寒假，她想回上海。 那时虽说放假，可是老师们却不能回家，要留下来办这样那样的学习班。她去找负责人请假，没有准，她就来问我怎么办。我说：“为什么不准？”她说：“他要我承认和你有关系才能准。”我当时很生气，这家伙平时和我还不错，没想到背后捅我刀子。我说：“这家伙很孬，你送他一条烟就行了。”她就买了一条“百寿”烟送去，果然就准了。没想到的是，春节过后，她居然当着我妻子的面说起此事，我妻子问她：“你承认了吗？”她居然说：“别说没有，就是有，也不能承认。”说得我妻子哈哈大笑。有一年暑假前，她找到我，说：“你跟我一起到公社领个结婚证吧。”我说：“这怎么可能。我有老婆，你也有男朋友呀。”她说：“又不是真的和你结婚，我是要你假装我的爱人去领证。”我说：“你开什么玩笑，公社哪个人不认识我！你还是去找别人吧。”最终她也没找别人，而是让她爱人请假来领的证。原来她暑假要到她爱人那里去过。 我承认我不了解上海，更不了解上海人，所以我觉得她做得有点荒唐，你说呢？"}