让人哑口无言的怼人拽句，高冷霸气，酷到掉渣

1、你抓周拿到的是键盘吗？

Did you get the keyboard when you were grabbing the week?

2、你很会下厨吧，看你挺会添油加醋的。

You're good at cooking, right? You're good at adding oil and vinegar.

3、臭泥鳅，沾点海水还真把自己当海鲜了。

Stinky loach, with a little sea water, really treats itself as seafood.

4、我要是收破烂的，绝对稀罕你。

If I take in rags, I'll never miss you.

5、你智商还停留在胎教水平吧！

Your IQ is still at the level of prenatal education!

6、我就不明白绳子太长就会打结，而你的舌头却不能。

I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can't.

7、脑子是个日用品，希望你不要把它当成装饰品。

Brain is a commodity. I hope you don't take it as an ornament.

8、豆腐有脑，你却没有。

Tofu has brain, but you don't.

9、你用的是什么牌的垃圾袋，这么能装。

What brand of garbage bag do you use? It can hold.

10、给你留面子的前提，是你首先得有脑子。

The premise of saving face is that you have to have a brain first.

11、上辈子是条毛巾吧！这么拧巴。

Last life was a towel, right! It's so hard.

12、我只想骂人，不想骂你。

I just want to curse, not you.

13、如果有哪句话伤到你了，请告诉我，我再说一遍。

If any words hurt you, please let me know and I'll say it again.

14、靠别人的嘴了解我，你的脑袋是用来增高的吗？

Do you know me by other people's mouth? Is your head used for heightening?

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