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愚人节，套路深
今天是愚人节，有没有想好怎么捉弄你的朋友们了吗？首先我们还是先了解下愚人节的起源吧！
愚人节的起源：
April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools. At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.
It's great idea fooling you ..Happy April Fool’s day！
4月1日是以史蒂夫·阿普里尔命名的愚人节。他出生于1579年4月1日。他一生做了105件生意。他失去了父亲所有的财产，于是大家都开始叫他傻瓜之父。19岁时，他娶了一位61岁的老太太，婚后一年，因为他太蠢了，老太太和他离了婚。他以前读过各种各样的假故事，就像你现在读的一样。
-Do u think I’m ugly? :(
-NO! Why would u say that?!
-Wait? What did I text?
-“Do u think I’m ugly?”
-Yes :D
-I hate u……
你觉得我丑吗？：
不，你为什么这么说？！
等等？我发了什么短信？
“你觉得我丑吗？”
是的:D
…..我恨你…..
-Hey, wanna no to the mall? Maybe go shopping a bit?
-YES. It's been forever.
-Cool, while you're gone, I’ll invite the boys over for the game.
-嘿，想不想去商场？或者就逛逛？
-好！感觉已经很久没有逛街了
-好，你走后我就能叫那群男孩子过来玩游戏啦！
-I bet I can get you to say red.
-OK, try it.
-What color is the sky?
-Blue.
-Aha I told you I could get you to say blue.
-No you said red lol
-Boom!!!
我打赌我能让你说红色。
好，你试试。
天空是什么颜色的？
蓝色。
我告诉过你我可以让你说蓝色。
不，你说的是红色lol
砰！
-What r u doin(doing的所学)?
-I saw u on TV today.
-How?
-A channel.
-What channel
-Animal Planet
你干嘛呢？
我今天看你上电视了。
怎么可能？
在一个频道上。
什么频道？
动物星球。
-I haven't been fully honest with you.
-About what?
-Is this about that night when you didn't come home?
-hello? Answer your phone!
-well if you' re not going to answer my calls maybe you should find another place to sleep tonight.
我没有向你彻底坦诚。
什么没有坦诚啊？
是那晚你没有回家吗？
你好？接电话！
好吧，如果你不接我的电话，也许你今晚应该找个地方睡觉。
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